I started a diet a few days ago. It's awful.
True, I feel better already. True, I like it when my Wii Fit tells me my BMI is lower than yesterday.
But you know what? All I can think about is...
I miss you dearly. Our swift and painful break-up has left a hole in my heart. And in my belly. It seems that hole cannot be filled with any amount of green beans or lean protein. I hope you'll find a way to forgive me. I need you in my life.
p.s. That photo up there was taken by yours truly. Name that movie: "Well, I'm votin' fer yours truly, too!"